Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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