ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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