are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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