Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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