He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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