butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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