Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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