i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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