chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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