Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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