If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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