ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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