STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
how does that bad decision feel?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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