I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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