i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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