even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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