2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
