he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just gift wrapped bread.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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