ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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