Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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