He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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