Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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