new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
