Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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