so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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