We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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