why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The chlamydia really affected his face.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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