So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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