Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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