Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Pants are for mortals
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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