try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
