I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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