I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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