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(803): View more from South Carolina

You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo

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(585): View more from New York

I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.

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(713): View more from Texas

You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...

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(623): View more from Arizona

Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?

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(330): View more from Ohio

i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love

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(850): View more from Florida

Are you still giving blowjobs?

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Who is this?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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(559): View more from California

I mean honestly, what would you have done?

(805): View more from California

Not screw her in the church house?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

We're hate flirting, damnit.

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