I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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