Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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