i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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