Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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