We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish i was in the wii world.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Randomize
