I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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