I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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