Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
