if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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