Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Come on in and take your pants off
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