Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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