so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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