i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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