I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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