They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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