It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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