When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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