Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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