dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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