One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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