She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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